4/14/2023 0 Comments Becky vs karen![]() Doesn’t actually live, after schools out she disappears and reappears riding a horse in circles for eternity. Full name is jessica but only likes being called Jess. watches Disney+ for “nostalgia” even though all she really watches on it are shows cancelled before she was even alive. only listens to Tame Impala and tiktok songs. the craziest thing she’s ever done was jumping off a couch onto a carpet. Wanted in every state.Įmily(13-17): her friends call her a crackhead. Took over the world at one point in time. Only able to say a variety of 18 Karen lines with no knowlege of context. Been arrested several times but escaped using her deadly head butting technique. Only capable of seeing the colors red and grey. Invented 6G towers just to say they cause radiation. Anti essential oils and doesn’t know what vaccines are. ![]() Carries mace with her everywhere but instead of using it to fight creeps she just sprays managers with it. Germaphobe but doesn’t believe in wearing masks. The manager’s backup when fighting Karens.Ĭaren (35-50): Was created when scientists tried to clone a Karen, and the machine bugged. The person who throws parties for coworkers. The only positive character in the Karen cinematic universe (aside from bertha of course) is an ally. Thinks the memes on r/boomershumor are funny. Refuses to accept bad things happen in the world. Has come to love life as long as life is just the positive stuff. Ed has no idea of anything that’s going on currently. drags his oldest son along every time and his son has grown to hate him from the embarrassment as well as because his dad won’t accept his son’s sexuality. Abuses home depot workers in a slightly toned down version of what Karen does. Cares more about his boat than his family. Has a dog.Įd(35-55): High key homophobic. Secretly soft hearted but refuses to show that side because his abusive father taught him to be the definition of masculinity or he would get killed. Always has a beer in his hand but he’s never drunk, not even a little bit. We don’t know his opinions on anything because all of his conversations are about cars or working out. Only ever exists at the gym, his garage, or doing charity work so his fiancé becky can show off how much of a good person she is. Has never worn a shirt with sleeves in his life. ![]() Johnathan(18-35): Becky’s fiancé (they always split up right before the marriage and Becky finds another husband who is an exact replica of Johnathan and immediately becomes his Fiancé). Sells drugs to the other kids at his private school. Buckley’s on the older side are probably going through an edgy phase where they want to be nazis. Other important characters in the Karenverse:īuckley(8-18): Spoiled brat who’s addicted to videogames. Doesn’t talk to her children anymore but always has her grandkids over. Probably abusing the fact that you can get viral easy on tiktok if you’re old. Gertrude: Sick of all the shit everyone else puts up. will not make cookies for the bake sale no she doesn’t care it’s to help starving kids in africa. Either a complete atheist or is so christian she doesn’t have a life outside of church. Susan: Is pretty chill about things you’d expect her to be insane about and is insane about things that shouldn’t really matter. Has a boyfriend who is covered in tattoos (not that it’s a bad thing it’s just something i notice in them) doesn’t let kids have social media. Obsessed with doing charity just to show off how good of a person they are. ![]() Owns 3 rescue dogs and doesn’t take care of them. is your neighbor who’s kids think it’s OK to pull on a dog’s tail if it doesn’t respond when you call it. Addicted to buzzfeed and will believe anything she reads there. has crazy beliefs that she pushes on everyone (even though they don’t make sense). you’ll likely see a post about her on r/entitledkids.īecky: Claims she’s not homophobic but wants a gay best friend.
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